"Well, Jonathan, where shall we begin?"
"The same place we begin every night, David.........with the BEAVER OF DOOM!!!
(insert Mission Impossible theme music here)

Hi everyone, and welcome to the official Superclipium website, a subsidiary of Nonsense Software. Remember that here at the Official Superclipium Website, we strive to bring you a good wholesome breakfast made totally of recycled 386 motherboards. Our cereal has been proven (by "7" highly paid "medical" doctors) to provide 42 quintessential vitamins and minerals along with the entire recommended daily allowance of *inaudible whispers*.

"Ben! What are you talking about? We don't serve breakfast! ..... Hey! Where's my 386?!?"
"Ummmmm......"
"And isn't this thing supposed to be some sort of newsletter?"
*muffled cursing*

Actually Superclipium is just a "news"letter about a lovable little paper-clip superhero. Or at least that's what the first few issues were about. Unfortunetly Superclipium died in a tragic accident (okay, well, it was more like we got bored and decided to kill him (and I don't think it was an accident ( I saw Elvis making crop circles))) and is no longer part of the "news"letter. Now we mostly write about nothing everything and we've started using Superwhatsit (and the lands beyond) as our "main" character. *Russian profanities*

If you need to know more, or want to check out past issues or subscribe, just follow the links on the left. And please remember to never, ever, shave your duck.

"Yeah, that just wasn't a very pretty sight at all."
"Shut up and let the poor people get back to 'real life', Ben."

"But I think shaven ducks are so cute!"