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Bob the Destroyer
by Ben Jacobs  created Friday, January 31, 2003 at 10:49 PM

Bob the Destroyer (of FBITS day fame), has undergone some changes from the original myth.

Way back when FBITS was new, we just had Bob turn around on your doorstep three times if you didn't leave him cookies. Sadly, Bob is a bit meaner now, and will smite you in your sleep if you don't leave him cookies. If you do leave him cookies, he'll be content to just turn three times on your doorstep.

Bob the Destroyer is also the Creator. He is the balance between Order and Chaos. He is neither Good nor Evil. Bob is.

Here's a warning to anyone who doesn't leave out cookies for Bob:
Bob the Destroyer smiting a stick man