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sincerely,
the people who were about to tell a story about when Superclipium met Superwhatsit (and the lands beyond)--some of you may not want to read this story but we suggest that you do not not never not read whatever we were talking about.

Superwhatsit (and the lands beyond) was a doober-thing. (Oh shoot, that's copyright infringement--sorry Ben) He (and the lands beyond) lived with his family on the moon orbiting Bizorkia. (Remarkably, Superwhatsit (and the lands beyond) had an amazing characteristic which (as we so often do) managed to forget--it wasn't easy, mind you. Oh, they also had yellow toenails. but anyway, back to our point (or lack thereof))

One "day", as Superwhatsit (and the lands beyond (or lack thereof)) happened to come across a pit (or, as some might say, a giant elephant). (of course, this would have been a lot less painful if he (and the lands beyond) had only come to the pit (or giant elephant), instead of trying to go across it. but anyway...) Once he (and the lands beyond) had done this, he (and the lands beyond) decided to keep "walking". As he (and the lands beyond) trudged across the terrain, he (and the lands beyond) noticed that he (and the lands beyond) was lost. (That may not sound very English-like, but believe us, "It isn't not very untruthfully wrong," said the giant.) Now Superwhatsit (and the lands beyond) realized what was wrong. A giant was standing next to him (and the lands beyond.) "Who areth you?" quotheth the oversized beast to Superwhatseth (and the landseth beyondeth). "I (and the lands beyond) am the keeper of--" (We interrupt this story to start a new paragraph. thank you for your patience.)

Sith (whatever that is)," saideth Superwhatsit (and the lands beyond). "Prepareth to dieth."
"I don't need to diet," said the giant. "I'm supposed to be big."

(at this point in the story the authors got bored and decided to have someone spontaneously combust (being authors is like being gods))

"BANG!" went Superwhatsit (and the lands beyond) as he (and the lands beyond) spontaneously combusted.

(unfortunately that didn't make us any more interested, so we're going to have to blow up some more things too.)

Suddenly Bizorkia blew up (but only for that afternoon). This sent the moon (and the lands beyond) hurtling through an empty vacuum. Suddenly, they were caught by the dust bag. The end.

bye.



go away.












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