written by you know who
scribed by you know who
long parenthetical remarks by you know who
everything else by we hope you know who (we certainly don't)

Dear readers,

We regret to annonce something that we forget. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Bob Cetzler

p.s. So we're g ni um so we're people come in from Bixorkia right Daivd hey why are you tellign.. no stop...choke you.. (Um, sorry about that, I was typing everything you know who said.) Once upon a time, in a land far, far away... oops, wrong story. Once on top of a nanosecond, on an atom one light millenia away (SorRy :DaVied iiiiss sNeeZign sOw I hhave tootyjpje i now where were we) (ok, I'm back; sorry, Jonathan has these illusions of power every once and a while and tries to take over. Ok, where were we...) a flea ate a cow. A water buffalo was butchered by a horsefly. And a "human" was killed by a mouse. This little atom is what its inhabitants refer to as Bizarkia. But because A) we don't care about atoms, B) there's a much more interesting things going on a nearby planet, Bizorkia, C) most of you already know about Bizorkia and some of you already from there (most notably the Cetzlers), and D) there is a D, but believe us, you don't want to know about it. We're running out of ideas, so we'll now quote from the hitchhikers' guide to the galaxy. Here's what it has to say about Bizorkia: "Bizorkia is one of the most boring places in the entire galaxy, but it is mostly recognized for the extremely strange creatures which have developed there. One of these such creatures is called a lamp. Lamps launch photons in the direction in which they are pointed, killing whatever are in there way (Bizxorkia is far away from the sun, and most Bizorkians are allergic to light) the lamp then sees what it killed and then sits on top of it. After sitting on top of it for 2 hours, it then ties its victim up and feeds it to its enemies. In case you travel to Bizorkia, you should take a towel, for they are very useful in deflecting a lamp's rays." What the Encyclopedia Britannica has to say on the subject of Bizorkia: "Get a life." We'll stop quoting "stuff" "now". And then everybody died, and we stopped writing. The End.

p.s. Bob the cow, Mom wants you to be home from your hunting trip by 6:00 tomorrow. Oh, and Bob, could you please NOT attack the penguins with sharp knives?