written by Jonathan
scribed by David
long pointless parenthetical remarks written by David

computing by George (David's computer)
printing by Harry (David's printer)
storage by Frank (David's hard drive)
transportation by Joe (David's floppy drive)
entertainment by Dan (David's CD-ROM drive)
annoyment by Beth (David's sister)

(It should be noted that this edition contains more of a plot than previous ones. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)

Here we are again. If you don't remember who we are, look above. If you don't remember what we were talking about, too bad. If you don't remember your name, please see a psychiatrist. We will now continue where we left off. (If we can remember.)

David abruptly reappeared because A) that was the normal reappearing on Bizorkia, B) he felt like it, C) we didn't want to explain what happened to him, and we were sick of that topic anyway, and D) there is no D, but that is the first letter of David's name so we thoguht we'd include it. He then continued writing for Jonathan.

The security "guard" (Remember the Bizorkian use of quotation marks explained in the previous message) looked down, shifted his weight onto his left foot, placed his right "foot" on top of SC, and put his weight on his right foot. Thus, SC was squashed. That is the end of the Adventures of Superclipium.

The End

sincerely,
David and Jonathan

P.S. Remember: If you tell somebody it's the end, they might believe you.

You can stop reading now!

I thought I told you it was the end!

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Since SC was transported only in time, not in place, he still was standing at the entrance to the White House. As he figured out that something had happened and began to get a confused look on his metal, the President arrived. Upon observing the president, his sensors picked up a signal that this President was very stupid. Suddenly, he had the urge to conquer...the world! (In Bizorkia, these feelings arise quite often, but they are suppressed by the government by forcing them to drink orange juice)

Later, upon reading the news, he realized what good timing he had, because of the crisis with Iraq, the impeachment proceedings, and the upcoming Y2K problem. However, not all was good. On another page of the newspaper covered with little pictures, he found that another entity was striving to take over the world. This creature's name seemed to be Dogbert. Similarly, while watching television, he found another person identified only as "the Brain" who was planning to take over the world.

"Aha," thought Superclipium. "I will just have to ally with these creatures. Once we have taken over with the help of their knowledge of the world, I can kill them and have it all to myself."

The next day, SC met with Dogbert and the Brain to decide what to do. Their plan had to do with enlisting the help of Santa (this being a few days before the holiday then known as Christmas) to plant hypnotic devices in the bows of all the presents he delivered. They also decided to create a backup plan because A) that was the normal method for taking over an entire planet, B) they felt like it, C) in case the hypnotic devices backfired ant hypnotized Santa, and D) there is no D, we just put that there because it seems to have become a tradtion. This backup plan involved SC sending an e-mail message to all the inhabitants of the Earth explaining the backup plan.

At this point, George the computer locked up and prevented us from continuing. You'll have to wait until next time to see what happens. Goodbye.

sincerishly,
Jonathan and David

P.S.

(It's written in invisible ink. Hold a flame up to your monitor to read it.)