Here you will find "answers" to the most commonly asked questions about Superclipium, life, the universe, and everything.

What the heck is Superclipium anyway?
Your mom.

How did Superclipium originate?
See Superclipium I for the entire tale, featuring Asjh the hedgehog and the cybernautic space battery.

No, fool, I mean how did the newsletter originate?
It is a tale fraught with horrible woe and destruction. ....... (In other words, we forget.) No, actually Jonathan and David just wrote the first one because they were bored and wanted to terrorize the civilized world.

How do I subscribe/unsubscribe?
Yes, the latter is indeed a frequently asked question. Read our subscription page for details.

Who are you guys?
We are...your worst nightmare!!! No, seriously, we're just a group of students from northern Indiana with too much free time. We are also members of Nonsense Software, maker of Cowtris along with a number of strange wooden sculptures and rabbit-killing utilities. In "real" life we're known as Jonathan, David, and Ben, the Death-Monkeys of Doom.

Why do you publish Superclipium?
We have absolutely no clue. Addiction, perhaps?

How can I contact you?
Travel back in time a few years and e-mail us at harvey@nonsensesoftware.com.

How can you guys be so freakin' stupid?
We get this one a lot. However.........it is one of the few things we do get a lot of. An example of something we don't get a lot of is money. (hint hint) If you would like to change this, please contact us for further information.

How much money do you want?
This just goes to show that whoever said there are no stupid questions was an idiot.

How many papers could a paper clip clip if a paper clip could clip paper?
Shut up.

Once upon a time there was a very bored webmaster. "Hmm," thought the webmaster. "How can I avoid being so bored?" The webmaster thought and thought, but could not think of any way to avoid the awful boredom. Suddenly, the webmaster had an idea. "Aha!" thought the webmaster, "I will hide pointless little messages in random places on my pages. This will be fun and exciting." And the webmaster was bored no longer, and he lived happily ever after.